
I am talented and gifted, never needing to steal I don't retreat - I'll beat you down you're inviting me to a battle, but I don't care, because I'm already successful I never lost because I am the boss and always the champion I won't lose until I decide to I am Special Ed, and you can tell by my style that I am creatively superior, and I never lose I act cool since that's my style and I enjoy flirting with girls I speak out and use slang, which is just a dialect I choose I get paid when my music is played, in short, I am wealthy I am young, but I have the maturity of someone older and don't need anything for security I speak sense in the form of a poem and have knowledge from head to toe It is a blessing, so listen to the lesson I am teaching I am not Puerto Rican, but I want you to know that I have the gift of speech He concludes by saying that he's made his own way in the world and that he's got everything he needs, and then some. He further boasts that he wouldn't even need respect from others because he's already successful. He reveals that he is fond of girls, and that he's creatively superior and has never lost. He describes his broken language as just a dialect that he chooses to use. The second verse is a continuation of Special Ed's self-praise. He also mentions having security, which suggests that he doesn't need anything else since he has it all. He highlights his ability to get paid for his record being played, which reinforces his status as a successful artist. In the first verse, Special Ed boasts about his gift of speech, knowledge, and maturity, in addition to his financial success. The song features several lines about Special Ed's accomplishments, struggles, and luxurious lifestyle. "I Got Mail" is a song by Crank Yankers that features popular character Special Ed. Some kids across town thought I was afraidīut maybe later 'cause my waiter made potato and alligator soufflé

Wanted peace on Earth, so to God I prayed I'm wise because I rise to the top of my grade When the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade My hair was growin' too long so I got me a fadeĪnd when my dishes got dirty, I got Cascade I wanted lead, I didn't beg I just got laid I wanted gear, got everything from cotton to suede Just imagine if you blinked a million times Think, just blink and I made a million rhymes So it really doesn't matter, how much I spent, because, yo Got a treaty with Tahiti 'cause I own a percentĪnd I make all the money from the rhymes I invent I got a frog, a dog with a solid gold boneĪn accountant to account the amount I spent Got twenty, that's plenty yet I still want more My name is Special Ed and I'm a super-duper star Make a million dollars every record that I cut and You're invitin' me, a titan to a battle, why? I'll run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the street The champion, chief one, won't lose until I'm creatively superior, yo, I never lose

I'm Special Ed and you can tell by the style that I use Just foolin' with the girlies, yes, I'm bustin' it out I play it cool, 'cause coolin' is all that I'm about I get paid when my record is played, to put it shortīut it's just a dialect that I select when I hang I'm not a child, I don't need nothin' for security I'm kinda young, but my tongue speaks maturity I talk sense condensed into the form of a poemįull of knowledge from my toes to the top of my dome

I'm not a Puerto Rican, but I'm speakin' so that you know I'm your idol, the highest title, numero uno
